also said out loud
Yes.
People have made ludicrous statements to me.
But I guess I should not judge them too harshly.
Because I am guilty of letting some pretty ridiculous statements fly from my tongue more often than not.
Statements such as these . . .
No, I will not peel your banana right now. Because I am sitting on the toilet.
No, your brother may not wear a princess dress and a princess crown to the store.
Brothers cannot marry their sisters.
Please stop using your camera to photograph your brother’s bare bum.
Because I don’t know how to turn a shell into a light.
Do not use your toothbrush to clean the bathroom sink.
Do you need to pee? No? Then quit touching your penis please.