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Beauty Secrets 101

I think it’s okay.

I think this is a safe place.

Today, for one day only, I want to share with you something very special.

Something you won’t find on other blogs.

That’s right.

Beauty secrets of busy people.

That’s what we’re talking about today.

Can you dig it?

I’ll break down a few for you and then you can join the conversation in the comments sections today.

I think that’s only fair.

Secret Number One.

It is perfectly acceptable to use the iPhone on its reverse setting as a mirror before entering any establishment.

Secret Number Two.

There is no shame in wiping the sticky residue that inevitably results from being alive near small children on the inside of your child’s pants leg.  They will not feel it.  It will in no way adversely affect them.

Secret Number Three.

Wear your running shoes when spending time with your children.  If you sprint towards them (or away from them) throughout the course of the day, you may consider that Exercise in its official capacity.

Secret Number Four.

Do not spend needless minutes looking into the mirror above your bathroom sink like a normal person would do.  Instead, rely on fixing your hair in the reflection of the car windows on the street.

Secret Number Five.

Why bother getting all wet standing up for so long in that time waste of a box called a shower?  You already have a satchel full of deliciously-scented baby wipes.  Vigorously wipe your arms and all other parts down with a plethora of those puppies.

Secret Number Six.

Laugh.  A lot.  It will cover up all sorts of other issues.

That’s just a beginner’s list really.

But I wouldn’t want to overwhelm you from the get-go.

What other beauty secrets should we know about?

What are you holding back from us?

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