Things That I Do Not Do Well
1. Remember to change our home’s air filters.
2. Small talk.
3. Go to bed at a reasonable hour.
4. Sweep.
5. Drive at night.
6. Take out trash.
7. Get up when the alarm first sounds.
8. Chit chat on the telephone.
9. Watch commercials.
10. Return phone calls.
11. Clap in rhythm.
12. Potty train my children.
13. Respond to e-mails in a timely fashion.
14. Keep Magnus from making a mess.
15. Check the mail.
8 Comments
Kevin Keigley
Just look at that boy. Is that me?
Becky Nifong
things you do very well:
1. Be an amazing example of the kind of Godly wife and mother I want to be some day.
so who really cares about the other 15? 😉
LaceyKeigley
Sweet Becky – you are too kind.
But what lovely, humbling compliment.
Thank you.
nate
Things you do, in fact, do well:
1. Come up with crazy kid names
2. Get pregnant
3. Make macaroni mystery hash
4. paint quotes in fancy penmanship
5. make me feel like a part of your family
6. laugh at my jokes
7. come in 2nd at Settlers
8. love Kevin
9. blog
10. misunderstand the cultural value of football
11. continuing to support the drama community for bogus reasons
12. closely carrying out Charlotte Mason's ideological and unrealistic ideas
13. read
14. changing diapers (seriously, how could you possibly not be good at that?)
15. putting up with my business
love you, Lacey Face
LaceyKeigley
I'm not sure how I feel about number 2.
But it did in fact make me laugh so hard I was afraid I was going to wake sleeping children.
I strongly disagree with the assertion that I come in 2nd at Settlers well. I do not. (Except just TONIGHT I lost that stinkin' game TWICE. Oh, wait – that makes YOU correct. Stink.)
Kevin Keigley
Nate.
You are hilarious.
Shelley in SC
This is hilarious. I read through it once and then once again to get the full effect!! I'm with you on 8 of them : ) !!
laceykeigley
Sooo. That begs the question – which 8??
Or – do you mean Number 8??
🙂