Sounds Logical
I am simply going to record a real conversation that took place earlier today in the confines of our Suburban.
London: Who will I marry, Mommy?
Me: Oh. I don’t know. I guess you will have to wait and see who God has planned for you.
L-: How will I know who that is?
Me: Well. In a lot of ways I guess. The young man will be pursuing God. Your daddy and I will like him. Uh . . .
L-: So why can’t I just marry Bergen? We’re all Christians.
Me: Brothers and sisters just do not get married to one another.
Mosely: I plan to marry Otto.
L-: I think I’ll still just marry Bergen.
Bergen (with a shrug of his shoulders and a resigned voice): Ohhh-kayyy.
L-: I guess I could be kind and marry a poor man. Then I could help him.
Me: Yeah, you could. Or you could marry a rich man and he could help you.
L- (weighing the pros and cons and displaying her classic London smirk): Yeah. If I marry a rich man I will just say right away, “Let’s get some mac & cheese”.
Piper: I am marry Mose-weee.
B-: Girls don’t marry girls. And I am marrying London.
L-: Wait. Can I marry Colton?
Me: Um. Maybe.
L-: Listen Bergen. Just marry Raven. She’s fun and then we can all be friends and the girls can hang out and the boys can hang out – okay?
B- (with another shrug of his shoulders and another resigned sigh): Ohhhh-kayyyyyy.
Good.
I guess that’s all in order then.
6 Comments
Sandy Scaringi
I just laughed so hard…thanks!
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Anonymous
this is awesome!
– by the way: my brother was going to marry my mom. when he found out that he couldn't he just decided to stay right along at her side.
But today, at the age of 21, he changed plans. A little bit.
Marie
Kevin
Wait a minute.
London said she was going to marry me.
What happened?
wordsfromwise
your kids are my favorite!! And that's saying a lot cause I know a LOT of kids :o)
Jonathan
Well, Colton DOES have a HUGE crush on Londan. So, we are at least moving in the right direction, right?