Chaos,  HomeLife

By The Numbers

3 – Number of meals I prepared, consumed and cleaned up
5 – Number of small people who were bathed by me
39 – Number of tiny sunflower seed kernels that Mosely spilled when she dropped the container she was holding while trying to illegally climb up onto the counter
16 – Number of ears of corn that were shucked this afternoon
6 – Number of blood curdling screams that Mosely released after falling/scraping her elbow/ being splashed by hot corn cooking water/ being chased by Magnus/ not being able to open the door from the outside when her hands were full of dog food bowls/ expressing her displeasure at not being allowed to hold the garden hose when it was actually still London’s turn
22 – Number of bug bites all over my body that itch incessantly
7 – Number of times I have fed my beautiful infant son today (beginning at 6 a.m. – hooray for 6 a.m.!! I’m not kidding. Honestly.)
1 – Number of actual personal phone calls I have received today (By the way, Riley is doing wonderfully in Africa!!)
8 – Number of telemarketing phone calls I have received today
1 – Number of spankings administered today
4 – Number of loads of laundry washed today
0 – Number of times I have left my house today
Countless – Number of times I have had to remind myself of the words I typed just a few days ago . . . this job matters. Everything is spiritual. This is worthwhile work.

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  • Shelley in SC

    What a day! Those numbers say it all!! Good job on bringing your mind back to the bottom line . . . what it's all about . . . again and again!!